Tag Archives: health

The Anti-Vanity Pill

Posted on March 25, 2015 by mewhoami

Are you plagued by a thin body, a great complexion, and the ideal facial shape? Don’t worry! There’s a pill for that. Corticosteroids will have you looking plump, blemished and moon-faced in no time! Oh wait! There’s more! If you’re … Continue reading →

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Bed – I Miss You

Posted on November 6, 2014 by mewhoami

Dear Bed, Why do you not allow me to sleep on you anymore? I rest my head on your pillow and you transform it into a rock. You press wrinkled sheets into my side and your edges dig into my … Continue reading →

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The Little Things

Posted on October 28, 2014 by mewhoami

It is easy for us to be thankful for the big things in life, such as our children, family, friends, and careers. But, what about the small things in life? The small things that are actually not that small at … Continue reading →

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Health Risks of Baggy Pants and Texting

Posted on January 22, 2014 by mewhoami

Everyone knows, or should know that texting and driving is one of the most dangerous choices a person can make. What about walking and texting? Almost every week, a person gets hit by a car on the main road near … Continue reading →

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