Are you plagued by a thin body, a great complexion, and the ideal facial shape? Don’t worry! There’s a pill for that. Corticosteroids will have you looking plump, blemished and moon-faced in no time!
Oh wait! There’s more! If you’re worried that these results will go away as soon as you stop taking the pills, worry no more. They won’t. These results will last for days, weeks, and maybe even months.
Will you get your money’s worth? Oh yes! And then some.
Corticosteroids – the anti-vanity pill, is available at a pharmacy near you. With a prescription from your doctor, you can be well on your way to the new plump, blemished and moon-faced you.
With all kidding/ranting aside…
This drug, straight from the underworld, certainly has its dreaded side effects, but it also saves lives. Obviously, being alive is more important and the preferred choice.
Also…the side effects (most of them) do eventually go away and you will get back to your old, but healthier self. So if you’re taking this dreadful drug, hang in there. There is a light at the end of the tunnel and best of all, you’ll be alive to see it.